1/2 Shar Pei, 1/2 Basset Hound, 100% Stinky.
I’m a pillow!
I has big FEETZ!
Dinnnerrrrrrrr I need in my bellay!!!!!!
I am ready to keeeeess you.
ALL STUPID LEOPARD BABIES WILL BE DESTROYED.
Relax.
Hey, it’s me.